I loved this;
A man died and went to heaven and he saw two lines. One line said “Predestined” and the other line said “Free Choice”. So, being a good 5-point Calvinist, he got in the predestined line. And he worked his way up to the front and the angel in charge said “Why are you in this line?” He said, “Well, I chose to be here.” The angel said, “Well, this is the wrong line. The free choice line is over there.” So he moved over to the other line and he worked his way to the front of the line and the angel at the desk said, “What are you doing in this line?” He said, “Somebody made me come here.”
Funny illustration from Norman Geisler’s sermon “Why I Am Not a Five Point Calvinist“.
Published by Ngare Kariuki
What's your story? I will help you uncover it and tell it well. I am a development and human rights communicator specializing in strategy, training and content development.
I have over a decade of journalism and strategic communications experience; which includes years in the newsroom (Nation Media Group), where I crafted news, features and investigative stories.
I have also worked as a Content Strategist at Hill+Knowlton Strategies East Africa, where I led messaging and content development for national and multinational corporations including the Kenya Ports Authority, Airtel Africa, LG, Google, Ford Motors, Shell and General Electric among others
I currently work in the development sector, where I champion human rights by connecting various health policy issues with the human stories behind them. I do this through messaging training, developing communications strategies, content development and media relations.
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"Content is not king, people are. I write to improve the human condition."
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